We scheduled our trip down the Keys so as to avoid the human embarrassments that attend Spring Break. We sought spectacular sunsets, coral reefs, beachside conversation.
We came for the waters. We were misled.
We didn’t know that the Florida colleges let out their students a week early, so that they will be unimpeded in their quest to begin getting happy as soon as they arise from the previous night’s debauchery.
It should be called Happy Shift.